You Could Put Your Fist Inside Of My Right Buttcheek: A Horror Story

I’ve been lookin for a new show and I believe I’ve found it. I’ve exhausted all of my Alaska shows and I need something that is a change of pace from surviving in the Alaskan wilderness hundreds of miles away from other people. A show about trying to make your ass bigger with injections of vegetable oil and regular ole bathroom caulk certainly qualifies and the characters seem fascinating.

The pressures of being a big booty hoe must be immense. I’ve never really thought about that from a woman’s point of view but having a flat ass must stink. In today’s day and age, you can be really fit but if you arent absolutely hauling a house in the back of your trousers, no one really cares. That’s the reason you end up taking a turkey baster and piping your buttcheeks like they are boston creme pie. News flash, ladies. Your asscheeks arent donuts. Stop treating them as if they are.

If you’re in the mood for a good Alaskan show, might I recommend the Last Alaskans?