Apparently Gucci & Versace Pack Entire Stores Into Vans And Drive Hours To Conor McGregor's House When He Wants To Shop

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So promotion for Khabib Nurmagomedov vs Conor McGregor really kicked off yesterday on Ariel Helwani’s MMA Show, where Javier Mendez (Khabib’s coach), Owen Roddy (Conor McGregor’s boxing coach), and Dillon Danis (Conor McGregor’s teammate) all gave lengthy interviews discussing the fight, the fighters they’re backing, and pretty much everything you could imagine surrounding UFC 229. Lotsa interesting things were said – Khabib’s camp started yesterday, Conor’s starts tonight/tomorrow, Khabib plans on grappling, Conor plans on standing, Conor’s not gonna have any ring rust because he’s a fookin’ different species of human, Khabib hates homeless people, etc – but nothing said in any of the interviews conducted grabbed my attention like this.

Gucci, Versace, Dolce, and whatever other fancypants brands Conor McGregor is frequently sporting will take their entire stores’ inventory, load them into vans, and drives hours out of the way to Conor McGregor’s house to close off dedicated rooms and make them look like their stores so Conor can shop. You wanna talk king shit? Because that’s king shit.

There’s levels of fame, for sure, no doubt about that, but this is above all of them. I thought A-Rod having someone put toothpaste on his toothbrush for him was the peak of fame, then I thought Jay Z and Beyoncé renting out The Louvre for a music video was that, but the bar has been raised, fuckers. Conor doesn’t even leave his HOUSE to go on shopping sprees.

Does he shop online? Nope. Does he send people to get his shit for him? Nope. “Bring the stores to me”, he says. Gucci in the living room, Versace in the dining room, Dolce in the kitchen…what’s a bigger nuts on the table move than that?! Turn the crib into a mall for a day. Throw a food court in there, and maybe order a Spencer’s Gifts for the bedroom as well. If you know what I mean.

This ain’t the first time Conor has brought the world into his humble abode, either.

“Should we take Conor Jr to the circus for his first birthday, honey?” -Conor’s longtime girlfriend who he is extremely monogamous towards, Dee Devlin

“Take him? Why not put the circus in our backyard? Wouldn’t that be a fookin’ craic?” -Conor

Oh yeah and also that time he turned his house into a free Soup Kitchen/Good Will store for the homeless…

Khabib Nurmagomedov has never done that, or any of this, to my knowledge. Sad.

Maybe he’ll make enough money on October 6th to turn his room into a hospital, though, which would be great for the little fella. He’ll need that.