Rudy Giuliani Doesnt Smoke Cigarettes, You Mother Fuckers

Tell em, Rudy! Tell those mother fuckers telling those lies about you. Premium cigars ONLY! Cubans (not sure if those are illegal actually) Dominicans only! but not the kind you get near the resorts. The good kind that are hand-rolled and stuff. You can taste the jungle. Incredible.

At no time… at no time did the People’s Mayor AKA America’s Mayor chainsmoke cigs.