This Festival VIP Entrance Is Like Narnia For People On Ecstasy

This is a pretty cool entrance to the VIP section of a festival. It’s like Narnia, but instead of going through a wardrobe you go through a porta-potty, and instead of meeting a half-man, half-goat and a talking lion, you meet dozens of frat gods running rampant on Ecstasy while their girlfriends chug rosé that they snuck into the venue. Either way, you’re entering an alternate universe.

A toilet used as the VIP entrance is so pointless. If I pay to go VIP, I want all of the bells and whistles that make me feel like I’m not stuck in a revolving door of middle class workers. I want a balloon arch at the very least. Apparently Eastern Electrics is a music festival in the United Kingdom. I have no idea who any of the acts that performed are, but the headliner has like 70,000 followers on Twitter, so obviously this festival is at least somewhat respectable. That means they can afford at least a few balloons to make an arch and ditch the porta-potty.

These are the type of people that would love to go through a toilet to a music festival.