Not Getting Into The Club Sucks But So Does Getting Knocked The Fuck Out In 1 Second Flat By The Cleanest Uppercut Since Mike Tyson

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I know bouncers can be assholes.  I know they can be power tripping dickheads.  I know they can think they’re God with a fucking clipboard and a fucking rope and their little fucking (no longer socially acceptable slur for homosexuals) gloves.  I know it’s an enraging experience to stand in line for a club for an hour as every girl on the planet walks right in only to get told at the door that you can only come in if you buy a $2,000 table.

But if there’s one and only one lesson you ever learn on the internet, it should be this – just let it go.  You will get knocked the fuck out and you will go viral for getting knocked the fuck out.  No matter how high powered of an attorney your father is you will wake up 30 minutes later on some cold concrete searching for your molars.

And it’s 1,000X worse when the dude doesn’t even put his Cup O Noodles down to do it.

Fuck the highlights of former heavyweight champions of the world, if Gay Pat needs some game tape for tomorrow night, just watch this bouncer putting a dude to sleep like Pinklon in the 6th.