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I Wish This Guy Who Was Taunting A Bison At Yellowstone Park Had Gotten Killed

Fuck that guy. I truly mean what I said in the title. I wish that bison had killed the shit outta that guy. I wish that bison had killed him dead right there in the street in front of everyone. I’m #TeamAnimal until the casket drops especially when the human is being a dickhead for no reason. It’s just like how we all root for the bull to kill the matador in bullfighting. Put yourself in that position and you deserve to have the life stomped outta you by the animal you’re messing with.

Leave that bison alone dude. He’s not hurting anyone. He’s just being a bison. The part that makes me the most mad is he for sure thinks he was being super tough and super cool. That guy is neither of those things for taunting an innocent bison at a national park. I’ve never rooted harder for something in my life than I was rooting for the bison to get ahold of him and rip his limbs off. I’m a little disappointed the other people around didn’t start booing the guy. Not to mention pissing off a bison is super dangerous for everybody else. Imagine if that bison had gone off and killed somebody after getting all riled up. Would people blame the bison or the asshole guy? They’d blame the bison and that’s not fair. He instigated the whole situation and put everyone in danger for no reason. God I really wish that guy had died.