Update On The 5th Annual Barstool Avalon Golf Classic This Saturday, Including The Main Prize Brought To You By Caledonia And True Blue Golf Vacations In Myrtle Beach (ALSO 2 FOURSOMES JUST OPENED)

BOOM! Were just 5 days away from the big 5th Annual Barstool Avalon Golf Classic. We filled up in record time this year as all the spots were filled within 8 minutes. 8 MINUTES. Amazing. Well, almost. We had 2 foursomes drop out/not pay the man so we have to fill those spots ASAP. Email BarstoolGolfOuting@Gmail.com immediately if you have any interest. Thanks to everyone for making this one of the best Barstool events of the year.

Like usual, we’ve got some goodies in the works. The charity we’re benefiting is the great Brave Hearts For Strong Minds, but the main prize for the foursome this year is an all expense paid 4 day weekend golf extravaganza to Myrtle Beach to the beautiful Caledonia Golf And Fish Club. Caledonia and True Blue are considered two of the finest public golf courses in America, and the victors will be playing on both. You can check out the scenery of one of the top ranked golf courses in the nation here at CaledoniaGolfAndFishClub.com.

Here are the details for the winning foursome:

– 1 winner will be able to bring 3 guests on this ultimate buddy golf getaway to Myrtle Beach
– 3 nights accommodations at True Blue Golf Villas
– 4 rounds of golf (2 @ Caledonia, 2 @ True Blue)

The certificate is good for the winner and up to three friends for a total of four golfers. The value of the vacation is up to $3,000. The certificate the winner will receive also covers all taxes, resort fees, carts and range balls. It doesn’t include any gratuities. The winning team from last year cashed in on their trip and had an absolute blast. And FYI, -17 took down the tourney, and no, they didn’t cook the books. I was playing with them for the final numerous holes and those dudes could freaking play.

Registration starts at 1pm. Tee Time is at 2pm – SHARP. Kegs will be tapped at 12:45. Like previous years, there will be added adventures and ways to walk away with prizes and cold hard cash. And obviously there will be more than enough booze (and water) to go around, however the food won’t be rolled out till the reception after the tourney. Come with a full stomach, as well as extra cash to play around with. If you wanna come and drink/hang out all day you’re more than welcome to do so at $60 a pop.

If God decides to pull a Golden Shower on the event, well, shit. However, it will need to be a downpour and lightning storm of biblical proportions to cancel the event, so be prepared to swing some sticks on Saturday. And that’s all she wrote. We’ll see you on the links.

IMPORTANT: Don’t be a fucking idiot on and off the course this year. The Ubers/Lyfts are plentiful, and cheap in the 7-Mile Island area. Also, the cops are young dickbags with a lot to prove. There will be no drinking and driving. Not on my watch.