Fellas, Is It Ok To Send Your Pals Some Of Your Dick Pics So You Dont Send A Bad One To Your New Lady?

I kinda like the idea of ladies being so supportive of each other that they are willing to send each other nudes before they sext them to their love interest.

I mean, what if one tit has flown in a wild direction? What if the angle of the light has casted a long shadow on your butthole that makes it look all weird. People could think, “is she a long wiper? Is that stained like that?”

“NO. It’s just a shadow! No staining! No staining! A shadow!”

Nice try, Long Wipe. What if the way you are twisted in the mirror’s image makes it look like you have a fat labia majora? Can’t have that. Well… some fellas might like that. I dunno. That’s neither here nor there. It’s nice that the ladies have that trust in each other so that they dont make mistakes. As you know, once you press send, it’s out there and most likely will get hacked at some point.

Do we have that same trust, men? Are we sending our dick pics to the group chat before firing them off on an expecting lady on Twitter or Insta? I hope so. Not everyone is a cameraman with cinematic precision on their dick pics. A little constructive criticism never hurt anyone. Fire em off, fellas. It’s gonna get you so laid.