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A Reptile Trainer Put His Entire Arm Into A Crocodile's Mouth And You Will Not Believe What Happened Next!

Daily Mail- This is the moment a reptile handler was attacked by a crocodile in front of horrified spectators after he put his arm inside the creature’s mouth. The handler, a 45-year-old named Tao, was performing the stunt at the Phokkathara zoo in Chiang Rai, northern Thailand, in front of around 100 people on Sunday afternoon.

And THAT’S why you don’t stick your arm down the throat of a modern day dinosaur!

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This is the exact kind of bullshit that Dr. Ian Malcolm talks about in every other Jurassic Park movie. Mankind is clearly not ready for dinosaurs to come back in this world if we are still injuring ourselves by putting parts of our bodies into crocs, sharks, and the other mini versions of dinosaurs that still reside on Earth. When Darwin was coming up with his theory of natural selection, he didn’t even put idiots like Tao into the equation. People like that are just living, breathing meat. We’ve been on top of the food chain so long that we don’t respect the other animals that could end us in a cocaine heartbeat if we didn’t have weapons. Even our best, most fearless, and friendliest reptile handler got killed by a peace of shit sting ray (RIP in peace Steve Irwin). If this video didn’t teach Tao a lesson, nothing will. And by the sound of Tao’s boss (who has a first ballot Hall of Fame name), Tao will likely be back doing the same dumb shit in a couple of weeks.

Dong Wittawat, the owner of the crocodile park, said on Monday that the trainer who had been bitten was treated at the farm and is ‘fine.’ ‘He was was treated at the farm with bandaging,’ Mr Wittawat said. ‘He loves crocodiles and he will be working again soon in the next two weeks. It is very rare for this to happen.’

Dibs on Tao’s death blog in a fortnight (sorry, just had to use that phrase for SEO purposes).