Girl Drops Cell Phone In Port-a-Potty, Immediately Starts Digging Through Human Shit Like A Psychopath Trying To Find It

Phew! Alright I caught my breath. Listen, I understand the panic of losing a cell phone. Your entire life is on your phone: pictures, emails, bank information, social media, everything. But to drop it in a port-a-potty, have it be fully submerged, and then go fishing for it like a Texas catfish noodler is beyond outrageous. I don’t even have words to describe how disgusting that is. I’m not above saying that if it was visible I would’ve gone for it because I probably would have. But she went in there blinder than a Thai Navy Seal on a cave rescue mission. Just stirring and digging through people’s dark, semi-digested tailgate food and beer dumps.

I pray to God that alcohol was involved because otherwise this girl should be placed in an institution. She didn’t even take the time to remove the single ply from her arm before she checked to see if Instagram was still working.

Best case scenario she was so drunk she won’t remember what happened. Otherwise I have no idea how she’s going to live with herself. Yuck.