Marshawn Lynch Gave A Gloriously Detailed Breakdown Of The Time He Stole The Injury Cart At Cal

Nothing like hearing the behind the scenes of one of the great viral moments in sports internet history. What was Marshawn supposed to do? He would have in the wrong to not live out the dream of playing Mario Kart on a college football field since the keys were in the ignition and it was facing where he needed to go.

After watching this video, I realized I need all of Marshawn Lynch’s stories broken down by Marshawn. The cart video. The Beastquake run. The time he didn’t get the ball at the 2-yard-line with the Super Bowl at stake despite being a goddamn monster of a man. All of it. In fact sign me up with Storytime With Marshawn Lynch every week. The stories don’t even have to be about Marshawn or football or even sports. Just let Marshawn bounce us all on his virtual lap and tell tales from the past. How Archduke Ferdinand’s assassin was yolkin’ yahhh yahhhh yahhhh on his way to explode the powder keg that was World War I or JFK profilin’ in that Lincoln before that fateful moment in Dallas. Pretty much a Drunk History but instead of having a comedian being drunk, you would have Marshawn Lynch being Marshawn Lynch. I need Marshawn History and I needed it yesterday. Dude is pure uncut hilarious entertainment every time he goes near a mic.

I also wouldn’t mind hearing his commentary on this video, the GOAT cart video in NFL history.