Here Is A Delightful Video Of A Large Child Trucking Through Many Smaller Children

This is a minute straight of nothing but pure VIOLENCE. Downhill runner like you read about. Young Marshawn Lynch was not taking any prisoners. Every time he took the ball it was however many points you get when you score in rugby. Why children this small are even playing rugby, I have no clue. Why mini-Ndamukong Suh isn’t playing several years ahead, I have less of a clue. This kid should be playing against teens. He’d still probably be trucking anyone who dares to get in his way. Every run in this clip he left a path of bodies, gore, and general destruction in his wake.

He was so bored out there he was going out of his way to find contact, dropping these tiny children with forearms all the livelong day. At one point it looked like he was hunting down the ref just for the challenge of it all. This kid must get his birth certificate checked every other play. Especially since he wasn’t just physically larger than anyone else on the field, he also displayed the ability to flick on the burners and outrun everyone, too. A rare combination of size and speed that his him skyrocketing up my early-2019 Draft Board.