While You Were Sleeping....The Orioles Got Stuck In An Elevator

Not a great first night in the post-Manny Machado era. The Orioles lost 8-7 on a walkoff to the Toronto Blue Jays, and then a few of their players get stuck in an elevator. Literally stuck. I mean if this isn’t a metaphor for the Orioles season, idk what is.  Adam, with several empty cups stacked up, begins commenting on how some guy in the elevator is dripping in sweat, got his taco meat chest hair all out. Then it gets interesting.

Chris Davis tries to make himself useful and pull open the elevator doors. Much like most of his at-bats, it fails. I actually thought he may be able to make something happen, just because he is so strong, but no dice here. Doors stayed closed.

According to Adam’s Instagram, they were stuck in there for about 30 min. I’m sure it was hot as hell in there, and not a place I’d like to get caught. I mean, it has to run through your head that at any moment the thing could drop, you’ve seen the movies.

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The Toronto Fire Department arrived and got them out, some dude looked like Pitbull crawled out of there. What a weird night.

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