Did The Boys At The "Frat House" Buzz Jordan Spieth's Head While He Was Sleeping?

Listen I’m in no place to comment on someone’s hair. It’s been well established that I have the worst hairline going. It’s so bad that people assume I have a mohawk when I don’t but what the hell is going on with Jordan Spieth’s hair today? I noticed it the instant he stepped to the first tee for his Saturday round. You’d have to be blind to not see it. Did he get a fresh cut mid-tourney? That’d be a wild move. I’d be willing to bet he passed out with his shoes on at the now-infamous Frat House at Carnoustie and guys like Kisner and JT and Rickie and the rest of the guys buzzed part of his dome so he had to buzz the entire thing. There’s a 99.999999999% chance that’s what happened.

Sure looks like he has a normal hair cut in this picture

Does that look like the faces of guys who would pull a prank like that? Why yes. Yes it does. No big deal. Just guys being dudes.