A Deep Dive Inside The British Open Leaderboard
The following is a deep dive inside the leaderboard at the halfway point of the 147th Open Championship at Carnoustie.
-6, Kevin Kisner
2 PGA TOUR wins.
1 Presidents Cup appearance.
1 Rough N Rowdy ejection due to extreme intoxication.
-6, Zach Johnson
Won 2007 Masters at Augusta National.
Won 2015 Open Championship at St. Andrews.
Has been heralded as a hero after famously alerting Shinnecock Hills in June 2018 that the United States Golf Association had lost their golf course.
-5, Tommy Fleetwood
2-time Stanley Cup champion.
5-time Art Ross Trophy winner.
Runner-up at 2018 U.S. Open with a final-round 63.
-5, Pat Perez
Fucks 5-10 times per day.
3 PGA TOUR wins.
-5, Xander Schauffele
2017 Rookie of the Year.
Seems like nice guy.
-4, Rory McIlroy
Walks like he has a bigger dick than the blue whale.
4-time major champ.
-4, Erik Van Rooyen
Rocks amazingly flat brims.
-4, Matt Kuchar
Tall.
Finished top-16 in all 4 majors last year.
13th on all-time PGA TOUR money list with just 7 wins.
Runner-up to Spieth at 2017 Open.
Tall.
-4, Tony Finau
Nearly won the Masters on this.
-4, Zander Lombard
Made just 4 cuts in 15 starts on European Tour this season.
Somehow is 4-under at Carnoustie.
-3, Kevin Chappell
Great dude.
Fist pumps hard. Like really fucking hard.
-3, Jordan Spieth
Defending champ.
Watches TV with Kiz.
May be a wizard.
-3, Rickie Fowler
Carries monkey on back.
-2, Danny Willett
2016 Masters champ.
Was rumored to be dead but, alas, is alive.
E, Tiger Woods
Actually has a bigger dick than the blue whale.
Uses it to fuck chicks.
Lots of chicks.
Like an insane amount of chicks.
14-time major champ.
GOAT.
Buy a shirt.
E, Phil Mickelson
Toxic.
+4, Justin Thomas
Leaders are off at 11:00 am EST.
Tiger’s off at 8:15 am.
Should be a fantastic weekend of links golf.
Pray for wind.
