A Prime Day To Get Called Out For My Snaggletooth

You hate to see it. Wake up feelin’ fresh & sassy and then you & your snaggletooth get thrown into a deep, dark cavity by your own cohost.

In totally unrelated news, Barstool is participating in Amazon Prime Day in hopes of making enough extra dough to bite into Deadtooth. Agh, pardon me – Deadspin.

So I just did a few random clicks & wound up at this neat product: The AuraGlow Teeth Whitening Kit. Wierd. But hey, getting your teeth so bright & shiny that no one notices you still just generally look like you’re on speedballs can be a real roller coaster. Don’t let dental care throw you for a loop; check out the link.