Graphic: Indonesians Go A Revenge Spree By Killing 300 Crocodiles

JAKARTA (Reuters) – Indonesian villagers armed with knives, hammers and clubs slaughtered 292 crocodiles in revenge for the death of a man killed by a crocodile at a breeding farm, an official said.

To me, it feels like getting killed by crocodiles at a crocodile farm is just part of the risk you take to work there. I mean, you aint exactly farming potatoes at the ole crocodile farm. You pull up your britches, kiss your wife, and head out to rows and rows of crocodile plants for your shift at the crocodile farm. Are the crocs ripe? Only one way to tell. You have to tenderly slap the crocodile on the head with your penis. Is there another way? Of course there is but crocodile farming has been done this way for generations.

There’s no reason to stop now unless you are some organic-only, pussy-ass bitch but I aint spending any more time on it because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north queensland.