Trump Wants To Repaint Air Force One To Make It Look "More American"

Axios — President Trump wants to update the paint job on the next version of Air Force One, ditching the iconic robin’s-egg blue (which he calls a “Jackie Kennedy color”) for a bolder, “more American” look.

I never noticed Air Force One is ugly until Trump said it. Never crossed my mind. How have we had an ugly plane all this time? Soft teal. Who goes soft teal? Gross. I obviously like the idea of making it more American and a bald eagle is a good place to start. We should add a bunch of other American shit too. Imagine this thing landing in China with buffalo wings and a pickup truck and Pat McAfee and the Budweiser clydesdales painted on the side? Shooting fireworks out the windows? Need that.

I planned to write more here but there’s a Pup Punk pregame complete with pizza that I gotta get to. Might have to put that on the side of a plane.