Women Be Shoppin: Ladies Lose Their Minds On Clerks At A Local Sears Which Are Shockingly Still Open

He whomst hasnt been screwed over by a retail mistake cast the first stone.

That being said, kudos to the person who posted this video on twitter. Got around the ole lawsuit by a technicality.

“Dont put it on youtube or I’ll sue!”

clerk: no problem

“Dont put it on Facebook either or I’ll sue!”

clerk: you betcha.

****uploads to twitter and goes viral*****

I wonder what kind of cigs the bigger lady smokes. You know she’s been steady ripping cigs with that voice. If I had to guess, I’d say Kools. She started smoking them in 1976 because the ads were just too fucking sexy to resist.

“What ads, Chaps, you old fucking fat pussy?”

“Oh, yeah. Those are pretty dope, Chaps. Sorry about the pussy thing. Long day at the office. Question though. Which lady was the large one that you were talking about?”

I’ll never tell because I’ll never comment on a woman’s weight. Shame on you.