Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh Wanted To Ask Bill Clinton Under Oath If He Nutted In Monica's Mouth

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Sorry for saying nutted in a headline. I was running out of words and I needed to be succinct. I couldnt have said, “the new supreme court nominee wanted to ask William Jefferson Clinton if he did a money shot all the way into the back of then-intern Monica Lewinsky’s throat causing her to shriek with glee.” That’s way too long of a headline IMO!

Anyway, I wish he could have asked. It would be a must-read and must listen.

“Mr. President, where did you toss your semen?”

“Objection. Form, your honor.”

“Sustained.”

“I’ll rephrase, judge. Mr President, where did you deposit your man cream on or in Miss Lewinsky? Was it her throat?”

“Objection. Form, your honor.”

“Overruled. The witness will answer.”

“Well,” said President Clinton, “I believe my answer can be only represented through he majesty of song. Allow me to play a few bars.”

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