Giants Defensive Tackle AJ Francis Was Displeased With The TSA For Spilling His Mother's Ashes All Over His Clothes

Nice knowing ya, TSA. AJ Francis is taking names and you’re all on the list. You chose the wrong guy’s mother’s remains to disrespect. Look at this dude:

Ho hum, just your casual 765 bench squat. AJ Francis is the guy at the gym who has to ask everyone to stop what they’re doing so he can borrow all the 45-pound plates. Normally, this guy is obnoxious but AJ Francis can do whatever he wants because he’s 6’5”, 337. And that should translate to the TSA treating his mother’s URN with the utmost care. Don’t open it! Check out his toilet kit, wrinkle his khakis, and turn his socks inside out but leave that vessel alone!

And then they leave the fucking TSA inspection flyer like a serial killer leaving his calling card to rub it in. I just don’t think this is one you want to take credit for. Let AJ Francis assume that turbulence, or perhaps a stowaway, are responsible for spilling the remains. Instead, you left no doubt whatsoever. Put your stamp on it. Just seems like a mistake that I wouldn’t claim ownership over, but I’m also notoriously humble when it comes to culpability.

By the way, watch this:

What? That was incredible. I kept thinking he was actually going to F5 that tiny bag of kindling onto the pavement because enormous people like AJ never know their own strength. Somehow, he flips him onto his feet and takes a very convincing high kick for a tremendous pin? I love this guy!!!