This Is What Golf Commentary Should Be...

This is actually an exact representation of how I watch golf. The boring, normal golf commentary is how my brain watches 90% of golfers. And the soccer call is how I watch Tiger Woods. When he makes a 4 footer I go fucking crazy. I go nuts. It’s huge, biggest sports moment of the year. “Wow we needed that,” I say after I finish screaming. I wish every golfer sparked that kind of reaction but they just don’t.

Me when Tiger makes.

Me when Tiger misses.

And there’s a whole army of us out there living and dying on every shot.

British Open starts 2 weeks from Thursday!