Seashore? More Like Seawhore

Imagine my surprise when I’m scrolling through Instagram during church on my Ipad pro and this picture pops up. The reverend is up there talkin bout god knows what and all I can think about is slipping my dick into the sandy bottom of Susie Sandcastle and three of her closest friends. This group of four is looking like they are keeping up with the Kardashisands. I’m lusting after these beach beauties so much that I’m starting to get hungry and I only wanna eat some fish; talkin halibutts.

When I walk by this sandcastle