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Sex Scandal Teacher Found Guilty on All Charges

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OhioA former middle school teacher from Ohio who was found guilty of having sex with her 14-year-old student was sentenced today to one year in prison and five years of probation.

Montgomery County Common Pleas Judge Timothy O’Connell sentenced Jessica Langford for each of the three convictions for sexual battery. They had intercourse inside a locked classroom at Miamisburg Middle school. …

In court she told the judge: ‘There isn’t a day goes by that I don’t wish I could do things differently. I know I am fully responsible.’ …

The victim, now age 15, recounted for the court how their sexual encounter unfolded on the last day of school in May 2017 inside a locked classroom at Miamisburg Middle school.

‘We started kissing, she went in for a kiss and it escalated from there,’ the teenager told the jury, according to a WHIO report.

According to the boy, he and Langford went on to engage in multiple sex acts, including intercourse and oral sex, for 20-30 minutes until the school principal knocked on the door of the locked classroom.

Langford allegedly told the minor to hide under a table and left with the principal. She later came back and allegedly told the boy to ‘stick to the story’ that he was in the room stacking desks.

‘It felt uncomfortable…I thought it was wrong,’ the boy said of the classroom tryst. …

The now-15-year-old boy explained that he initially lied about his relationship with Langford for fear that his teenage girlfriend would break up with him for cheating on her.

I’m not grading Jessica Langford only for the simple reason that I’ve been there, graded that. Last year I gave her mediocre marks for looks and a solid A for Moral Compass:

There is no let up in Jessica Langford’s sex game. Giving classroom oral. Getting classroom oral. Classroom intercourse. The only person in that school who worked harder than her was the custodian. That guy probably used up his who budget of that magic green sawdust they use to clean up puke just to clear the DNA off her classroom floor.

… and it looks like the jury agrees with me. There’s always an element of risk when you’re writing about someone getting arrested for anything. They have presumption of guilt. Not guilty pleas are entered automatically at the arraignment. And there’s the chance the kid is making it up in order to be Cock of the Walk at school. Well did Old Balls do it again, or did Old Balls do it again?

Overall she got a B. But was before we had her admitting to the judge she did in fact bone a 14-year-old boy in school. And the added details like the kid’s love triangle. And “stacking desks,” which might be the best euphemism for “multiple sex acts behind the locked door of my classroom for 20-30 minutes” we’ve heard to date. And now she’ll be “stacking desks” behind bars for the next year. Every once in a while a Sex Scandal Teacher comes along who is worthy of an update. Jessica Langford is just such an SST.

Happy Independence Day. God bless America.