The Russian Rockstar Who Smelled So Bad He Forced A Plane To Land Because People Were Getting Sick Has Passed Away
Fox News – A man who caused a Transavia flight that originated in the Spanish island of Gran Canaria to make an emergency landing in Portugal has died from tissue necrosis, De Telegraaf reported.
The male passenger, now identified as Russian rock musician Andrey Suchilin, purportedly smelled so strongly that others on the flight began fainting and vomiting before the plane could touch down at the Netherlands’ Schiphol Airport.
Several passengers said the smell was “unbearable” and the man was “unwashed.”
The Daily Mail reported the 58-year-old contracted an infection while on vacation in the Canary Islands that caused his body tissue to die, resulting in the odor.
Suchilin’s wife, Lidia, wrote on Facebook that her husband had sought medical attention before leaving Spain, but was told it was just an “ordinary beach infection” and was given antibiotics, Newsweek reported.
His condition worsened on the flight to Amsterdam.
There’s a lot to take in here so we’re gonna go at it piece by piece. First off, there’s no way this guy is actually a legit rockstar right? Like I don’t know what the music scene in Russia is like but if this guy, who looks like he should be out picking up chicks at the library, who’s posing for pictures on Facebook with his cats is a rockstar, well, I’ll be pissed about it. And you should be too. There’s just no way he’s cool enough.
Next, we’ll call this the meat and potatoes of the story. This is what’s gonna fill up your belly and solidify your poops down the road. Apparently this guy got on a plane and was smelling so bad they had to make an emergency landing just to get everyone off it. Folks were puking in those weird white lunch bags and making a complete and utter scene because the guy smelled like he hadn’t showered in weeks or maybe was just dying. That’s pretty bad. I’ve gotten a whiff or two of my fair share of awful smells and nobody likes that, but I can’t imagine what things must’ve been like on this plane that they ultimately decided to just make an emergency landing in Portugal.
As it turns out, things were a lot more fucked up than people thought. The full story goes on to say that our guy Andrey actually had contracted a disease that makes all of your flesh die, so that completely explains where the horrendous smell was coming from. The poor guy was on vacation in Spain when he got sick and had to go home. The fact that he smelled so bad the plane had to land was just fucking icing on the cake; his vacation was already ruined. Little did he or anyone else know his body was quickly eating itself alive and he would later die. That’s right. Andrey Suchilin, the Russian rockstar, later succumbed to this incredibly scary condition called Tissue Necrosis.
RIP to Andrey Suchilin. I gotta say it’s a pretty bad look for anyone who was talking shit on the plane or online about how bad the guy smelled. You’re gonna have to carry that burden for the rest of your lives. Hey, remember that guy who you were mean to on a plane and/or the internet because he smelled bad but he was really dying rapidly from the inside due to the effects of a horrific flesh eating virus? I’d almost rather be dead than have to live with that guilt.
Stay safe out there guys, and maybe don’t go to Spain for a while.