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Hopefully Space Jam 2 Uses The Same Website Design As The Original, Which Hasn't Changed Since 1996

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So much hooplah about Space Jam 2 on the Internet streets these days. LeBron, always a showman, is announcing where he is playing next season when he drops the trailer, which is soon. And while that is good and all, the best idea everyone involved in Space Jam 2 could possibly do? Make the new website like the original website, which hasn’t changed since it launched in 1996.

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It’s beautiful. It’s like when you would make a Geocities webpage and thought you were the next Bill Gates. The good ol’ days of needing the Shockwave plug-in to play games on a dial-up modem, even though they would be chopping and lag and barely work. And then your mom would need to make a phone call and kick you off right in the middle of it, ruining EVERYTHING.

But that’s what was great about the internet back in the day, and if you want me to see Space Jam 2, you will market it as such.

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What’s awesome is there was a website designer who was hired by Warner Brothers to make and design this website. In 1996, this dude was probably the best of the best, getting hired by a major movie studio to build SpaceJam.com.

And he crushed it, obviously.

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Might have to call that 800 number and cop the cassette.

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Pretty sure that was just some mom and pop music store, but there were only 12 people on the internet at the time, so you could put their phone number on the movie’s website and it wouldn’t make a difference. Simpler times.

So do it, Space Jam 2. Make the new website like this one. Nostalgia sells, everyone knows it.

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PS: He’s 100% going to LA, right? Ok, just as we all agree. For sure going to LA.