Should We Be Concerned That Tiger Is Hugging Old Acquaintances On The Range?

We don’t love Tiger because he’s nice and compassionate and tips generously to the service community and laughs it up with old acquaintances. We love Tiger because he’s a ruthless savage who mercilessly rips the throats out of soft country club pussies every chance he gets. We love him because he strutted right into the cupcake golf scene with his jacked arms, thunderous fist pumps, and giant horse cock and dominated everything in sight. He dominated golf courses, his opponents, and the vaginas of hundreds of women from sea to shining sea. That’s what we know. That’s what we got. That’s what we love.

So what the fuck is this, Tiger? Endearingly reuniting with the old looper? Tossing golf balls to each other and laughing like old times? Fuck that. I cried watching this which I thought originally was out of happiness but am realizing now is out of shock and awe and disappointment. Here’s our favorite golf robot Tiger “Terminator” Woods showing emotion and compassion…… to an old, dropped acquaintance…… in public?

I am concerned. Tiger may actually not be back after all.

PS — Tiger Woods is 100000% on the Ryder Cup team. Healthy, texting Captain Furyk that he wants to play, and hugging Furyk’s caddie on the range. He’s on the team. Just needs that killer instinct back and America will take its turn occupying France this fall.