Why Do I Wanna Be The Luggage Guy On The Bachelor/The Bachelorette? For A Moment Like This

What a moment! Goosebumps on goosebumps on goosebumps. Taking the luggage of the villain of the season after a 2-on-1 date is why Luggage Guys and Luggage Gals get up every morning. It’s what potential Luggage Guys like me dream about every single night. For that reaction. It’s the ultimate prize. The place went BANANAS when she grabbed Jordan’s luggage. What a rush that must’ve been for her. She knew it was the big leagues. She walked into that room with all sorts of swagger dripping off her. She didn’t let the moment own her. She owned the moment like a true Luggage Person. Never seen anything like it. She was born for that moment. I want that more than anything. I’ll keep on dreaming. Hopefully one day.