Action Bronson Shaved His Beard And It Solidifies The Fact That I Never Will

Look at that shit, man. He looks terrible. From Action Bronson with his trademark look to any dude hanging outside of a gas station and ripping cigs whilst braggin about all the ass he eats with just a couple pulls of a beard trimmer. I started growing my beard in like 2012. I’ve cleaned it up a time or two but I cant and wont trim it all the way down and Action Bronson proves why.

When I was a younger buck, I had a stronger jawline. I looked handsome. I’m not afraid to say that. Sure, I still had terrible tattoos but I was a handsome fella.

Now, Im worried about what lies beneath my terrible beard. It’s probably a double chin and dandruff. Action Bronson was probably tired of the itchiness that comes with having a beard for so long. So am I. The difference is that Action shaved his off and revealed to the world that he is ugly to the bone. I choose to have the world believe that there might be a handsome guy under this terrible beard. There isnt but there might be.