Get Your Delicious Hot Dog Water For The Low Price Of Only $37.99!

HIT THE MUSIC!!!!

What a song. Fred Durst is a poet wise beyond his years.

But back to the story at hand. Real life hot dog flavored water. It’s a doozy:

Daily Hive - Over the past weekend at Car Free Day on Main Street, Vancouverites were stunned by the latest in “healthy food and drink” trends.

One tent was sharing science’s latest breakthrough, unfiltered hot dog water.

According to an information brief from the company, hot dog water is not only keto compatible but can aid in weight loss, increased brain function, increased vitality, and it can help the drinker look younger.

That’s right folks, hot dog water is the newest health drink. Forget all that kale and spinach nonsense…boil yourself up some dogs and the results will speak for themselves!

Other “breakthrough” benefits of the beverage included:

Aiding your body’s ability to access calcium channel receptors in your heart.
Increasing the body’s metabolic demand to help you burn weight “quickly and efficiently”
Balancing the state of your body’s multicellular organisms, thus helping you achieve “max capacity for biological defences”

Healthy heart, weight loss, BALANCING THE STATE OF YOUR BODY’S MULTICELLULAR ORGANISMS!!! My only question is, why haven’t we been guzzling down hot dog water since day 1?!

Along with some testimonials and DIY instructions, the hot dog water was available to the public at a hefty price of $37.99.

What a doggone steal. Only 38 bones to live longer, healthier, and hotter.

Only thing we can do now….is hit the music!