A Guy Shot Himself in the Dick Moments After He Holstered His Gun In Pants And Proceeded To Bend Over

In the words of former Yankees manager Joe Girardi: it’s not what you want. I can’t think of any situation where I’d be comfortable walking around with a gun tucked into my pants. You can tell me the safety is on all you want, you can tell me there’s no bullets in the gun, there’s just no way I’m trusting it. I went to my first gun range last year and I felt nervous just holding a handgun and pointing it at a target. I’ve seen movies where a gun is rigged to explode or shoots the wrong way. I had zero confidence in myself, although I did quickly realize I’m a marksman (shout out Call of Duty/Gears of War back in high school).

I feel bad because this guy shot himself in the groin/dick area and that’s got to be unbelievably embarrassing and super painful, but I laughed out loud when he immediately screamed. He’s currently in stable condition, which in my brain means he avoided a major artery and the situation is under control, so we can make fun of this. He’ll probably end up having a scar for the rest of his life which will be something he can eventually laugh about, but what a fucking idiot.

Shout out to the Michael Scott improv class scene where he has a pretend gun. I really only wrote this blog to revisit this clip.