Odell Beckham Jr. Can Apparently Throw A Football One Million Miles Through The Air

Uncle Rico, eat your weirdo mustachioed heart out. Suddenly Odell Beckham Jr. asking for Quarterback Money doesn’t seem so crazy, right? Dude has the arm of Josh Allen and a body that has to look better in shorts and that got Allen drafted with the 7th pick of the draft.

Giants fans can get excited about Davis Webb’s glowing reviews from this minicamp or Kyle Lauletta being Jimmy G 2.0 simply because he played quarterback at a small school and was drafted by a team in the Northeast. But maybe our Eli replacement has been on the team this whole time lining out wide. Odell clearly has the throwing power, since this throw is pretty much right out of the Michael Vick commercial that still hurts my brain all these years later because it looks real but people say it’s fake.

Now we just need to work on Odell’s accuracy. Maybe. I don’t know how many times we have to see Odell Beckham do ridiculous athletic achievements before we realize he is the first ever 99 everything in life. Catching: 99. Throwing: 99. Dancing: 99. Dunking: 99. He may already be a 99 Throwing Accuracy for all I know. Then again, the one athletic thing that we know Odell isn’t perfect at is probably the closest to throwing accuracy.

Glass half full: If you have four quarterbacks, you really have none.