This Phil Mickelson Guy Just Couldn't Stop Disrespecting The Golf More If He Tried

As we’ve all seen by now, Phil Mickelson went out to the US Open this weekend and decided to make a mockery of the sport by turning the putting green into a game of basement floor hockey, completely spitting in the face of a little thing called integrity. But since he wasn’t arrested on the spot for these crimes, his Mickey Mouse antics didn’t cease here.

Just sickening. I hope KMarko or Dave is reading this because this is my official notice that I wont be coming into the office tomorrow due to how violently ill this video made me. Look at this guy, out there having fun, interacting with the fans, playing loose on the links, what a despicable act of treason against the game. Hey Phil, there are kids out there watching this, bud. Did you even stop and think ONCE about the children? What kind of message does this send them? To not take things so seriously and to have fun playing a game? I can barely type straight after watching such a vomit-inducing display. I haven’t been this disgusted since the last mirror I accidentally glanced at. I hope the USGA and PGA are meeting as we speak to get this guy back on the straight and narrow while eliminating this type of behavior from the tour. There’s simply no room for any of this “fun” garbage on these sacred greens.