Annnnnd Just Like That, We Have Ourselves A Golf Tournament A Shinnecock

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Annnnnd just like that, we’ve got ourselves a golf tournament. I love Dustin Johnson and I love America. I love that Dustin Johnson is American. But I love drama more than anything else — if you’re not happy about DJ “coming back to the pack” (a big time golf guy phrase there), then you’re an idiot. No one wants to see the guy run away with it. Now all the sudden we’ve got world no. 3 Justin Rose and world no. 17 Henrik Stenson, both major champs, tied for the lead. We’ve got defending U.S. Open champ Brooks Koepka just 1 stroke back. It’s one of America’s greatest golf courses, playing firm and fast, in the wind, with a tight, powerful leaderboard late on Sunday afternoon. Americans and Europeans battling it out for our national championship.

Let’s. Fucking. Go. This is going to be awesome (as long as an American wins).

PS — I know how the course is playing because I’m walking on it.