Are We Regretting The U.S. Open Carnage?

Never thought I’d say this but we finally got what we asked for at the U.S. Open and I think it kind of stinks? I mean look at the leaderboard. Tiger’s 8 million over. Spieth was out of the tournament after his 2nd hole. Phil needs a miracle to make the weekend. Rory’s sleeping in the fescue. It’s AWESOME watching balls bounce around the greens, trundle down swales, and disappear in the rough. It’s fantastic. Shot for shot it’s the most fun shit to watch in all of golf.

But then you look at the leaderboard and you have to ask yourself, what are we doing here? What have we done?

I like DJ but if we get Dustin Johnson holding off Matthieu Pavon and Russell Henley this weekend I might kill myself. I love carnage. I crave carnage. But I’m starting to worry that my heart and my brain are on two different pages. Much like my eyeballs.