Man with the World's Biggest Penis Says It's Ruined His Acting Career

Source – A MAN who claims to have the world’s biggest penis says his 13.5-inch willy has helped him sleep with celebs and Oscar winners — but destroyed his own acting career.

Jonah Falcon, 47, claims his massive member has made him famous but stopped casting directors from giving him major roles. …

Jonah, who is openly bisexual, says he’s slept with many famous people including porn stars, actors and even Oscar winners.

But he’s cagey about giving away too many details about his personal life.

“I can’t even say if it was men or women,” he said.

“Most of the time they sought me out. One or two of them were at parties. I’m a unique property I guess.” …

“The best thing about having a large penis is that I don’t have insecurity,” he said.

But he said it did lead to awkward situations at airport security.

“The worst thing about being a bit extra large is airport security — having to be stopped and frisked and asked if I have a growth.

“They always think it’s fake and I can’t just whip it out and show them. It’s awkward but it’s something I’ve come to expect when I fly now.”

Let this be a lesson for us all. You might think life with a penis the length of a wine bottle is all glamor and excitement and sticking it into various parts of various actors and actresses. But as the old saying goes, you can’t judge a man until you’ve walked a mile in his ridiculously tight boxer briefs.

That thing is a double-edged sword. One with a 13.5 in blade. Thanks to his massive wang, Jonah Falcon might solicited for sex by Oscar winners, but he’ll never win an Oscar. It might make him free from insecurity, but not free from airport security. He suffers the kinds of discrimination we small penised men never experience.

To think, before reading this, I would’ve envied a man with one foot (plus) junk. Because I didn’t see the world through his tragic, tripod eyes. We normals get to go about our lives unnoticed by the world and free to pursue our dreams. But Jonah Falcon had to put his aside. Maybe he could’ve been the next Patrick Swayze if he hadn’t been cursed with that enormous veiny pipe that half of Hollywood can’t wait to get their hands partially around. So sad. And he’s deserving of our sympathy and support. Just because you have a huge howitzer on you doesn’t mean you don’t have problems too.