Kim Jong Un Is Cruising The Singapore Streets With His Trusty Running Bodyguards

Is anybody hotter than Kim Jong Un right now? Guy can’t miss. He’s must-watch. Everything he does, everywhere he goes, everything he says — he’s must-watch. The world can’t stop talking about him. He’s completely flipped the script from isolated, loser dictator to beloved world leader and he’s done it FAST.

I mean the fucking guy is treated like The Beatles upon arrival…

He’s taking selfies downtown…

I’m all in on Kim Jong Un. I love the guy. Yes I know all about how fucked up and flawed and evil he is. I know how much he’s oppressed his people. I can’t help it — I fucking love this fat, jolly, brand new man who found out this more to the world than North Korea and can’t get enough of it. He’s awesome.

Oh and the fact that this is his staple security move abroad just seals the deal.

Love this guy.