This White House Chef Is An Absolute Fucking Monster

I wish I caught it on camera the double-take I did when I saw this tweet come up on my timeline.  Thought it was just another news tweet that I scroll right past to get to the funny animal videos.  Oh the White House is making dinner for Ramadan.  Wonder what an iftar is.  Maybe I’ll look it up latOH MY GOD!

Dude…look at this bicep.  Look at it.

Absolute fucking unit.

At first I was like, come on.  Who does Trump think he’s fooling?  How dumb does he think we are?  If you’re going to put an agent undercover as a “chef,” maybe opt for one that doesn’t make Michael Clarke Duncan in Green Mile look like Kyle from Road Trip?  Smarten up over there in the West Wing.

But no.  It turns out the dude is perfectly legit – like, more legit than legit.

Chef Andre Rush – a retired Army Master Sergeant Chef, trained in classical plating, baking and cake decorating.  Oh and he’s  a master ice carver as like a side hobby I guess?  No biggie.  Goes along with his other hobby of literally crushing human skulls with him thumb and index finger.

Imagine telling this dude that baking is for chicks?

Imagine sending your steak back or saying the fish is underseasoned?  Lol good luck with that buddy.