Tiger By A Million! Tiger Woods Has Parked His $20M Yacht In The Hamptons For The U.S. Open

Oh hey Justin what’s up where you staying? Holiday Inn? Sounds nice.

What’d you say? Oh, where am I staying?

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Such a Big Dick Eldrick move to roll into the U.S. Open on a megayacht. Oh and this:

GC — Tiger Woods led a group of five golfers included among Forbes Magazine’s annual list of the top 100 highest-paid athletes in the world.

Tiger by a million at Shinnecock. Can’t wait til he shows up to the Ryder Cup on Air Force One.