Official Uniform Of Today's Eagles Ceremony (At My Apartment)

Yesterday I invited the Philadelphia Eagles over to my apartment as an alternative to the White House Championship Ceremony, which they were booted from. There were big plans for hoagie trays & snacks my mom was gonna bring. The excitement was palpable.

This morning I woke up pretty hopeful. I got green balloons from the dollar store & several cans of silly string, but it’s a little after 3pm now & I haven’t heard back from the Birds yet. Not a single ring of my door-buzzer. Probably just stuck in traffic. Ha, classic Philly for ya.

Oh God… what if the team tripped on a shoelace & all tumbled down the stadium steps (assuming they live somewhere high up/nesty in there?) on their way to the party bus?

No… get real Kate…

Eh, either way, they’re still champs to me & I’ll be letting them know it with the uniform of the day..