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Cardi B Just Found Out That Donald Glover And Childish Gambino Are The Same Person

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You know what? I don’t blame Cardi B at all for this mistake. She’s busy. She’s not paying attention to who is who in the entertainment industry. She’s been on a meteoric rise for the last 18 months. She’s focused. She dropped two mixtapes in 6 months. What bitch working as hard as her? Exactly. She’s not checking in on anybody but herself.  I’d say the majority of people on planet Earth think Donald Glover and Childish Gambino are two different people. Yeah they look exactly the same but a lot of people look like a lot of people. I look like the entire state of Iowa. People look like people. That’s not crazy.

Not to mention it’s totally believable that Donald Glover and Childish Gambino are two different people. Glover has sort of framed his career to make it look like he’s two different people. If I didn’t spend every waking second of my life on the internet I’d probably think they were two different people too. The evidence is all over the place. They have different names. Donald Glover. Childish Gambino. Those are undeniably different. Two names usually equals two people. One was the host of SNL while the other was the musical act. That’s gotta be confusing to most people. One is a movie and TV star. The other is a music star. Honestly, Glover does sooooooooooooo much shit nowadays and is so fucking frustratingly talented that it only seems possible that he’s two people. So I’m sure people are LOLing at Cardi B but I’m on her side. I fully understand her confusion.