Someone Needs To Fire George Constanza From The Yankees
For the second time in two weeks the Yankees have been stranded in an airport over night. First it was Dulles International in DC last week and now it’s Dallas. The New York Yankees, valued north of $3.7 BILLION, have been left with no working plane or backup plan in a fucking airport twice now. This should never happen. There’s only one man to blame for this and that’s the assistant to the traveling secretary George Costanza. He puts the Yankees in Ramada’s when they travel to Milwaukee and he puts the team on broken planes when all they’re trying to do is get the fuck out of Texas and come home for their off-day. What’s happened to the Yankees of late is almost like what Office Manager/Programmer/Chief of Content Brett Merriman has done to Dave Portnoy over the last two years. The Yankees are probably taking connecting flights that take ten hours just so they can save $50 a person as they attempt to stay under the luxury tax. You want to know why this team has gone 5-5 over their last ten games? It’s this man.
