Prince Harry's Friend Intentionally Flaunted His Throbbing Cock N Balls At Royal Wedding

As KFC pointed out, some people really took advantage of the Royal Wedding publicity. From my own point of view,

Boyyyy, you workin with some serious ween, yeah! You bad, yeah! Make a Royal spend her green, yeah, she scream, yeah! Bros frown when you cream, yeah, they mad, yeah!

David Beckham tryna go viral with those big ‘ol soccer-sized balls and be Labyrinth-Style Bowie 2.0.

Can’t knock the hustle! Every dick – even lame-o, basic normies in normal social situations – make sure that cock pops. And that’s just because they’re worried about impressing girls or making an ex jealous, or simply making sure they get likes on Instagram. Now imagine you take a regular athlete – no royal blood or anything – and you put him in a situation where TWO BILLION people worldwide are gonna be watching. Of course he’s thinking next level. Hit them motherfuckin angles! Go viral with that Prince Hairy and get yourself your own Princess. Land a reality TV show. Maybe become a model. Shit, just to rack up the followers. That wedding was in England and our boy David is a blue blooded Brit from the land of pork pies, and in his eyes this was his big break to represent. He probably put up with years of his friends complaining about his famous ass wife. A shoulder to cry on every time pictures surfaced of Victoria wearing nothing but cocaine-crusted areolas with some studs in Vegas. Listening to Dave moan about those old bitches in the Spice Girls. This was his chance to cash in on all that nonsense.

And he’s going viral with that fuckpole when he doesnt even really have a hammer. I mean dont get me wrong, he’s an attractive boy. He’s got a nice figure. But in the year 2018… in the world of Instagram… in an era where even white men have evolved… there’s dick EVERYWHERE. A+ meaty, throbbing, gherkins everywhere you look. The competition in the plonker department is more deepthroat than it’s ever been. Almost anywhere else in the world (maybe not in America) nobody even looks twice at this hog. BUT, this is England. The whitest place on God’s Green Earth. The land of flat-front trousers and yellow teeth. If you’ve got even the slightest bulge, you’ve basically got a Buckingham Baloney Pony. I mean Elton John went viral worldwide at the last Royal wedding for his pleat-busing man-meat. Do you remember that? Do you want a refresher? THIS is the cock that apparently captivated all of England and was talked about worldwide: Un-fucking-real.