15 Second Review: Budweiser Freedom Reserve Red Lager (George Washington's Recipe)

So I found out and blogged about this beer earlier today and figured I would get a 6-pack for Memorial Day Weekend and drink it at some point in front of a barbecue the way George Washington would have wanted. But as you can tell by taking one look at me, I am a man that acts on his cravings instantly. So I took a trip out to the local beverage store and pick me up some freedom in a short, stubby but “don’t worry honey, its a nice size” bottle. And you know what? It was good. Very good. I’m not a beer snob, so I can’t discuss the notes or the texture or any of that fancy stuff. But it tastes good, goes down smooth, and will pair well with a burger, dog, and some corn on the cob. That’s right folks. We are in #CornOnTheCobSZN. Bless up.

Anyway, between his military leadership, political accomplishments, and brewing recipes, General George Washington clearly was a very talented man. I’d call him a Renaissance Man, but I’m pretty sure the Renaissance ended a little before he was born, thus making that title an insult. Yup, I just dropped a history joke in a Barstool blog about beer tasting. Which means it’s time to wrap this up before I make a real ass of myself.

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Also, I kindly ask that nobody dox me and release what my real name is. That is why I film these reviews showing just my mouth and chin(s). Just kidding. Who would actually spend their time and be enough of an asshole to dox someone that talks about sports all day on the internet? Plus whenever I dox myself and tell people my entire name isn’t “Clem”, they get angry at me. But Clem is indeed my full name, so please don’t get mad at me.