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Ultimate Spin Zone: Sean Payton Moved On From The Shitty TNF Game By Reminding Everyone The Broncos Are The Only Team With 8 Wins

That game last night fucking sucked. I don't even know how anyone can say anything otherwise. It was all bad, boring and basically why we need to fix some Thursday Night Football games this late in the year. Make it with teams off of byes vs short weeks. I don't know, do anything to get us back to the first 4-5 weeks of TNF which was actually decent. 

But you know who won't apologize? Sean Payton. In fact, he'll find a way to spin zone the hell out of it 

He's not wrong. Forget the fact that they are the only team to play 10 games so far, he's factually correct. This is how you take a stat, spin it in your direction and spin zone a hideous game. That or just have Bo Nix talk about getting booed

I have no idea what the hell is going on with the Broncos offense. Nix can't throw a deep ball this year, when he actually does it will bounce off of Troy Franklin's hands and go for a pick. Up until this point it was basically just get us to the 4th quarter and then Bo Nix looked like a top-2 QB in the league. But last night, last night was disgusting for all 60 minutes. 

Side note, why the hell don't the Broncos just wear these jerseys all the time? In fact, every team in all of sports need to look at Arizona basketball. They wore shitty uniforms: 

Ethan Miller. Getty Images.

Remembered they had awesome jerseys: 

John W. McDonough. Getty Images.

And went back to it

Christian Petersen. Getty Images.

This is what every team should do. There isn't one jersey out there right now that's better than what they wore in the 90s or throwbacks. It's for every sport too, you can look at the NBA, NFL, college, whatever. Broncos, just wear the orange jerseys. 

Yeah I went on a jersey rant because that's all there is to talk about with last night's game. Just don't tell Sean Payton anything bad. The Broncos have 8 wins, no one else can say that.